Posted by Dr. Polly Fragmentia on March 14, 1999 at 14:19:46:
Take a Break From Reality at the NW Hypnotherapy
Convention, 4-30-99 to 5-2-99 at the Best Western
Airport Executel, Seattle, WA. (Reservations, infor-
mation and complaints - l-800-648-33ll)
PsychoBabble Rabble Blabathon II presents, "Commu-
nity Conflict", "Hypnosis Psychosis" and "Grooovy
GroupThink" satire and political parody of some of
America's foremost Munchausen Mesmerics. Learn how
the Entertainment Industry has sent Mental Health
Careers to the top-o-the-charts as the Entrepreneurial
Paradise of the next millenium.
Watch therapists triangulate judical power with poli-
ticians and attorneys. Be dazzled as Wizards and
Magicians join Trancer Technocrats in grooming and
greeting Hollywood talent scouts, daytime TV talk-show
producers and the giants of the Literary and Publish-
ing Industry. Learn the magic formulae for combining
Persuasion Politics, Hypnotherapy and the Power of
Suggestion, as you master the Midas Touch in your own
career as Charismatic Cult "Clinician". Maybe even
meet Spin Doc and Baby Doc!
A spectacular door prize will go to the pre-paying
attendee who correctly forecasts the Hour of Power
when Oprah! will appear with Dr. Collin Ross and
psychiatric patient-gone-therapist, Cameron West. West
is Dr. Ross's expertly created MPD clinician-journalist
alter. West's personal appearance will lay to rest
rumors that West was among Dr. Ross's unfortunate
patients who ended their own life by suicide before
reaching Celebrity Status and lasting integration. It's
great Cameron West was not one of the four. It's not
so great that those four learned how hard it can be
before it gets better in therapy. The success of
Cameron West goes a long way in encouraging desperate
people to try on the MPD/DID/SRA diagnosis. Book sales
of West's "First Person Plural" have made West a
national best-selling author. Both West and Dr. Ross
can be expected to thank Oprah! for her Ratings War
strategy and the televised campaign to bring MPD/DID/
SRA right back into the Family Circle. It's America's
most lucrative psychiatric diagnosis, opening the doors
to instant stardom in so many and various professions.
It's the Mental Health Industry's most controversial
contribution since light-hearted, light-headed frontal
lobotomies. So even as we say "Goodbye" to Dr. Wilbur,
Sybil, Sally Field and Billy Milligan..... it's a defi-
nite "Hello" to Cameron West, Dr. Collin Ross and
Oprah! Winfrey... and warm fuzzy hugs for Robin
Williams!
Learn how Masters master the mechanics of a truly
national hypnotic-psychotic breakdown. Remember, no-
thing is more sensational, more commercial, more
profitable than Civil War and Dissociative Disorders
"family style", and presented to children, families,
neighbors and friends as Hollywood Entertainment!
The P>T> Barnum Legacy will be displayed both on pri-
vate and public property around the Executel throughout
the Great Event. Across and down the street, will be
the NW's biggest PICKETING EXTRAVAGANZA! Picketers
plan to entertain those who can't afford to attend the
privatized creation of Hypnosis Psychosis at the
Airport Executel. Seasoned picketers from across the
Nation plan to make David Calof's featured speaker
contribution to suburban legends and anecdotal evidence
a major focus. Seems there's still plenty of contro-
versy about Mr. Calof's version of Family Dynamics,
Family Hypnosis and Creative Communication in
Polyconfusive Families. These differences will be
the subject of the Street Meet Info Swaparama and
leafletting give-away. Everyone still has plenty to
say!
As a special test and demonstration of Mr. Calof's
alleged mastery of Munchausen-By-Proxy, picketers
plan a thought-transfer test just for the Wee Wizard.
Throwing caution, reliability and validity testing con-
cepts to the wind, Protesters who don't even know what
that means will attempt to find out if the Charming
Wizard can ward off the Scrambler messages of thousands
upon thousands of Furious Families trying to GroupThink
him back to his underworld lair.
Come One, Come All! Find out for yourself what the
fuss is all about. Answer to your own satisfaction
the question of whether or not Hypnosis Psychosis
will continue to be the Mental Health Profession's
most lucrative and entertaining creation beyond the
year 2000.
That's April 30th to May 2nd at the NW Hypnotherapy
Convention. Join the Lost Families looking for all
the elusive answers. And don't forget to have the
picketers autograph complimentary copies of their
"special photo edition" of "The Who's Who of Identity
Confusion". And if you still think we're just having
fun and kidding around after reading all the above,
Come On Out And Join Us. Test for yourself The Power
Of Suggestion.